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Character Study: Noah Part 1

Updated: Aug 18

It's that time again for my monthly character study in my sarcastic tone, and this time we're delving into Genesis, bypassing Eve, and zooming in on Noah. I skipped Adam for now, but Noah's the star of this month's biblical character study. Renowned for his righteousness, his claim to fame is the colossal Noah's Ark—yeah, the big one housing pairs of every critter.

As a Christian grappling with tone and anger, facing the ridicule that Noel endured while building an ark for salvation seems unimaginable. Continuously spreading the word about an impending flood and persuading people to board the ark required a level of righteousness I can't match. Personally, I'd build the ark, but one round of ridicule, and you're off the ark-invitation list. That's my level of pettiness. Props to Noah, the apparent saint.

Section One: Noah’s Faith and Obedience



Diving into the origin, let's skip the exhaustive genealogy and head straight to Genesis 6, chapter 8, verse 9. I'm using the NIV version, but feel free to explore other Bible versions. It reads,

"But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord. This is the account of Noah and his family. Noah was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked faithfully with God.”

So here we have Noah, the poster child for unwavering commitment to God – a real distinguished gentleman, making the rest of us look like spiritual amateurs. I must confess my envy as I navigate my commitment journey; I mean, I slip and fall occasionally, but who's counting? Hats off to Noah, the spiritual overachiever.

Now, this whole "walked faithfully with God" thing really highlights his divine BFF status. It's almost like Noah had a direct line to the heavens or something – must be nice. But hold on a second, the verse also claims he was blameless among his contemporaries. Blameless? Now, I may be a bit nosy, diving into Noah's story, and call it a rough quality, but blameless seems like a stretch. I distinctly recall a post-Ark incident involving Noah and a bit too much revelry – a divine hangover, if you will. Was that not a tiny slip-up? Oh, the mysteries of biblical perfection! Time to revisit the story and get the divine details.

Before we delve into the post-ark drama, let's stick to the chronological storyline. Here we are, with Noah facing ridicule but undeterred in building that ark. Haters be damned, he's determined to save himself – a level of commitment I aspire to. I mean, am I saved, or am I "build-an-ark" saved? Is there a tier system for salvation? If so, sign me up.

Building Noah's Ark



So, Noah's busy constructing the ark, gathering animals, and here's where I'd question my ark-building candidacy. Who greenlit beetles, cockroaches, and frogs for the VIP ark experience? Some frogs might be cute, I guess. Moving on, flood time approaches. Noah, his family, and possibly a few fellow believers board the ark. Cue the divine door-slamming moment – "Fashionably late, huh?" – and then the flood unfolds. Inside the ark, you can almost hear the "wish-wish" of peaceful moments amid the aquatic chaos.

There's a poetic beauty in being saved within the ark, but let's not forget the potential nightmare – the haunting screams of those who ignored the warnings, the haters left to face the flood. Imagine the unsettling sounds, perhaps scratching at the door, from those who didn't listen, or were they technically the enemy? Who knows? My pettiness would likely kick in, just lounging around, thinking, "Well, we're saved, carry on." Yet, deep down, there might be a twinge of empathy for the chaos outside, even if it's drowned out by the ark's safety.

The Flood

The epic tale continues, and now we're in the midst of Christian debates about how long Noah spent in the ark. The consensus is 40 days of heavy rain, with Noah already on board seven days prior to the flood. After enduring the swish-fish spectacle outside and sparing the ark dwellers from certain nightmares, the text hints at a considerable time spent on the ark. Lazy me, relying on scientists' research, reveals that the water covered the earth, drowning all creatures and people – a grim reality, especially considering the limited animal invite list. A whopping 150 days later, God sends a wind to cease the waterworks, and the ark embarks on a seemingly aimless float before finding dry land.

After 150 days of watery limbo, there's a vague period before Noah sends out some avian investigators – was it a raven first and then a dove? Both, unfortunately, returned empty-handed, earning an F for failure. This bird mission repeats about seven times until the dove finally brings back an olive branch. Surprise addition: the raven, not prominently featured in my memory, plays a role. So, Noah, now a bird dispatch expert, sends the dove one last time. Peace out, dove – never returns. Noah unveils the ark, spots dry ground, and I'm left pondering the ark's restroom and food arrangements.

Here's the ethical dilemma: Did Noah bring extra doves or ravens to risk for reconnaissance, potentially affecting their future population? Just an honest question. As the earth dried off, Noah exits the ark, herding the remaining animals. The imagery of man caring for animals and naming them adds a touch of charm. Adam's story is in the pipeline – stay tuned!

So this is where people usually end the Noah's Ark story, because technically the Ark is no longer a main character anymore. But I'm going to continue on to Noah's story. A quick nod to the dove that brought back the olive branch. Is that where we get the saying, extending an olive branch? Ah, the connections we make.

Post-Flood Leaving Noah's Ark

Now that they're out of the ark, the family starts the animal exodus. But hold up, in Genesis 8:20-21, Noah takes it up a notch. He builds an altar, selects clean animals and birds, and offers them as burnt offerings. God enjoys the aroma and makes a promise: "I'll never again curse the ground because of people, even though they have a penchant for evil from an early age, nor will I wipe out all living things like I just did." The Message Bible takes a direct approach, though in your usual New King James version, there might be some variations.

Now, here's the moral dilemma: Did Noah inadvertently contribute to species extinction by sacrificing clean animals? Two of each were in the ark, but hey, they could've had baby animals during those 150 days and 40 days of floating. Oh, the trauma of population dynamics! Chapter 9 reveals that God blesses Noah, urging him to prosper, reproduce, and fill the earth again. And indeed, that's one task humanity and animals seem to excel at – repopulating. If nothing else, we've got that covered!

Right after God promises no more watery destruction, he lays down some ground rules. You know, those things we're supposed to follow, but somehow, even after all this time, we still want to be rule-breakers. His guidelines include responsibility for animals, though it seems we missed the part about them being afraid of us – now, it's the other way around. Where did we go wrong?

Moving on to dietary rules, God says all living creatures are ours for food, just like plants, with the exception that we can't consume meat with lifeblood – gotta drain it first. Then we delve into rules that Cain couldn't quite grasp. Whoever sheds human blood will have their blood shared because humans reflect God's image. The memo on living bountifully and reproducing seems straightforward, yet we manage to mess it up. A lavish life of bearing fruit and reproducing sounds delightful, but alas, life happens.

Noah and his son

Ah, the grand finale of Noah's saga, a tale that leaves me feeling a tad perplexed, let's say. As our beloved patriarch gracefully transitions into the role of a grandfather, humanity, fresh from the flood ordeal, is blessed with God's decision not to flood the Earth again. Because, you know, drowning people was so last season, and thanks to this, my fear of the open ocean remains manageable. A heartfelt thanks to God for choosing a different method of population control.

Now, Noah, the Renaissance man, takes up farming and decides to diversify his portfolio by planting a vineyard. Cue the dramatic music and the introduction of alcohol to humanity. A sarcastic round of applause for Noah, the unsung hero who generously gifted humanity with its first taste of alcoholism. Trailblazer, indeed.

In a stellar display of decision-making prowess (note the sarcasm), Noah indulges a bit too much in his wine, leading to the unforgettable scene of him passed out naked in his tent. A sight to behold, I'm sure. But oh, the drama unfolds when his innocent son stumbles upon this masterpiece. Sarcasm aside, Noah, in his wisdom, decides to play the blame game because, naturally, it's the son's fault for witnessing his father in such a state. Bravo, Noah, a true parenting icon, following in the illustrious footsteps of Adam and Eve.

But hold on, there's more! In a grandparenting finale, Noah doesn't settle for blaming – he curses his youngest son, ensuring perpetual servitude to his brothers. What a heartwarming family moment to pass down through the generations.

Conclusion

To cap it all off, the story tells us that Noah lived another 350 years after the flood. Who wouldn't want more of Noah's wisdom? I say this with a touch of sarcasm, of course, given the whole youngest son debacle. And for added fun, Noah reached the ripe old age of 950 years, a feat we can only dream of nowadays. Perhaps the water back then had some magical age-defining properties, or maybe they just had a unique way of counting years in the ancient era that eludes our modern comprehension. Food for thought, indeed. I do want to say I have a sneaky suspicion that people who lived back then were drinking from the fountain of youth, and now the reason that we can only get past 100 years is because it's out of our reach.

Ah, Noah, the man of many titles! Not only was he the first to throw back a few too many, earning the esteemed title of the first drunk, but he also graced history as the renowned ark-builder. Now, in a bold move that adds to his parenting repertoire, let's dub him the first parent to wield the disciplinary rod. Forget Cain's divine punishment – Noah steps up to the parenting plate, ensuring his son's lesson comes with a personal touch. Truly, a multifaceted figure in the annals of biblical history!

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